Fugdale’s Funhouse

Review: Do you have a famous person out there whose face you’d like to see with a bulls-eye painted on it? I know nearly everyone has fantasized about throwing darts at someone’s face. Now you have the chance. Although to score well in this game of target practice, you really should avoid hitting the famous celebrity. Just like in a knife thrower’s act, you play as one of two knife throwers and you send your daggers hurling through the air towards a rotating wheel. Of course, your assistant, a celebrity of your choice, lies strapped to the rotating wheel presenting you with something to avoid (or not) as you throw.

Spattered around your celebrity, you will see 20 tiny red numbered targets. You get 20 knives and to score perfectly you must hit each of the targets preferably in order. This task seems next to impossible as the wheel rotates pretty quickly, but you will have fun trying and missing, because if you miss, you may “accidentally” hit the celebrity and they will scream in pain (or just die).

The fun of this game really lies in the vicarious torture of various public figures. You have several to choose from including George W Bush and Condoleeza Rice. But, for all your Republicans out there, you can also go for movie celebrities like Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst. Everyone seems to want to throw Britney Spears under the bus these days. Why not just thrown daggers at her instead?

As an added touch, before you play, you can choose whether you want to add more blood to the gore effects, so this game will appeal to all the sadists out there as well.